Monday, December 1, 2008

Ode to the AiP

In a time of economic stagnation, demographic expansion of the sorts the Abdulnours-in-Paris (AiP) are demonstrating is simply blissful.
My niece, the same age as my first spark, with the amazing insight to cry at the first sight of her hyper-virile, lunatic, and genial uncle, will break the hearts of all men with a single headstand.
Charles Abdulnour the First. Born into a family of Kings (his dad and grand-dad have names of Kings, whereas his uncle just means King), he will win the hearts of his subjects with the simple tout of his clearly genetically-defined chin.

Long live the AiP and both AiBs

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